How tasty is the Motherf*#$&r?

This is the heaviest metric. It is all about the burger how good it is. This includes ingredients, the balance of taste, quirkiness, the overall experience in your mouth. I am a person that likes sauces and wet burgers so that is something that is going to be higher on the chart. I’ll try to talk about the meat doesn’t matter if it is beef, pork, lamb, chicken or combination of all.

Burger joint venue and overall experience? 

This includes all the experience around the burger. How good are the fries? What is the choice of drinks? Do they go well with the burger? The way the burger is served and plated.

Quirkiness level of the experience?

This is an interesting one. It is not only about the quality of the recipe but how original it is. Are there any new tastes, textures or experiences. If there is an extraordinary balance or layering of tastes. It also combines with how the experience is there anything unusual about the sides or the way the burger is served.